Avatar Make-up Tutorial

one of the reasons why avatar is such a hit! i had myself laughing really hard. enjoy!

Too Much To Handle

back in high school, may mga kaklase ako who imagined themselves to be diva. kumpleto yan- may celine dion, whitney houston, mariah carey, christina aguillera and britney spears. though questionable si britney spears, it was fun watching them interact. and when i say interact, it means laitan.

when calling each other, they use the name co-diva. sometimes, they would even engage into a show performing in front of the class.

naalala ko lang to kasi mariah carey just made my day. hindi ko alam kung sobrang saya lang niya na manalo at nawala siya sa sarili or sobrang lasing lang siya. here, watch the videos.



heto pa!



have a great day!

Sexy!

Share ko lang tong text message na pinadala saken ni cams.

Kung magkakasexy movie ka, anong title ang gusto mo? Pili na!

1. Ang Kati ng Higad Mo

2. Napagod ang Bunganga sa Laki ng Tilapia

3. Ulo Pa Lang, Ulam Na

4. Gising na si Adan

5. Pasalat ng Peklat

6. Bubudburan Ko ng Niyog ang Mainit mong Pichi-pichi

7. Lawayan Mo Baka Mausog

8. Kapag Gumabi, Bumubuka ang Kabibe

9. Wag Mong Kamayin, Baka Mapanis

10. Nang Binuklat ang Aklat ni Isabel

11. Damang-dama Ko ang Galit Mo

12. Nang Tumapon ang Nata ni Cocoy

13. Langitngit ng Papag

Haha. Enjoy!

The Saga Continues!

The onslaught did not stop even as we got home. But before that, there was a moment of silence. Deafening. Awkward.

After collecting some confidence from her attacking prowess while we sat quiet and timid for our dinner, the fireballs started to blaze on us.



Yeah, we are spendthrift. This is according to Monster Mom since my sister would sometimes whine about lack of money and my youngest brother would perpetuate this as he would go on about with his baking classes.

Spendthrift? My sister did not buy anything today except for the goods that my mom asked her to buy. My brother? He just waited for my sister in the mall. Well, he bought some meat balls but that's it.

How about the very frugal mom? Well she just bought last Tuesday a new gym bag from Nike. Again, N-I-K-E!

Wanderers? As mentioned in the previous post, this is just my first voluntary trip outside home. How about my brothers? Their routine in Manila involves dorm-school-dorm. My sister on the other hand goes out everyday due to work.

The mother of all kindness? She goes to the mall to workout in the gym at least four times a week. This week, she only missed two days on her weekly regimen.

For some time, I have been saying to myself that the text message that I got few years back really hold some truth. I am sure that many have gotten the text message that we children first learned irony with our parents. Damn! I never knew that this could put so much affect me this day.

Whatever happened to leadership by example? Is this a class about irony? All my life, we have been very obedient to our parents. We never did drugs, never got married so early and until now, never smoke, never drunk booze (sometimes I do but that is just so seldom), never flunked in school, etc.

You may say that these actions are expected on us. But what about what is expected from her? Am I being selfish on this point or am I being too critical on her actions?

I really don't know. Help needed here as the saga continues.

Monster Mom Strikes Again!

Under normal circumstances, I would just stay home. I have become lazy going to the malls so I prefer to just sit around in our house. This week, I went out of our house three times- 1.) I served as a body guard while my mom withdrew some money from the bank; 2.) I helped her pay some dues in a nearby town and; 3.) I went to Manila to deliver some supplies to my twin brothers. That's just it.

Today, my sister had asked me if I will go to the mall and I said I'll think about it. After some careful thought, I finally decided to go to the mall knowing that my mom is already at home from the gym. So I bid goodbye to my wonderful and caring mom and she said okay after I left her some instructions on how to use the computer and open yahoo messenger since dad would be online later that day.

Arriving at the mall, I went to the bookstore and after 30 minutes or so; I proceeded to meet my brothers. My sister came shortly after. While going to the baggage counter, our aunt from UK called and so we talked to her. Suddenly, my sister's phone rang and it was Monster Mom! I sensed danger as I was the one tasked to answer her call.

Monster Mom: "Asan na kayo? Hindi pa kayo uuwi? Sinabi ko na sayo na huwag ka nang umalis pero tumuloy ka pa rin!" (Where are you? Are you not going home yet? I have told you not to leave but you still left!")

Me: "Huwag kang magalit. Ano ba problema mo?" (Don't be so angry. What seems to be the problem?)

(You have to note here that I answered her in my most calm way that I can ever answer her. This is a rare event.)

Monster Mom: "Panong hindi magagalit e ayaw gumana ng computer! Hindi mo naman talaga pinakita saken kung pano iooperate!" (How can I not be angry if the computer just won't work! You never really showed how to operate it!)

Me: "What do you mean na hindi gumagana?" (What do you mean it does not work?)

I was trying to elicit for information when I noticed that she hang up. A few minutes later, she called again. This happened three times. She not only said thunderous words but hurtful remarks to all four of us.

At that moment, I decided to leave and go home early just to let my sister and twin brothers enjoy the day. Preparing to leave, Monster Mom called again with Jonah on her side. I calmly gave instructions to Jonah but the Monster just kept on bickering by the side.

This is futile I said. Jonah then told me that she got it already. They just turned off the computer.

Since our supposed-to-be enjoyable day was spoiled, we decided to leave as soon as possible just to avoid the fire balls that would come out of Monster Mom's mouth. While in the jeepney, all four of us are trying to psyche ourselves to somehow turn on an internal music player so we can just go home without being burned by her words.

This is our life. Nothing unusual. We just have to be prepared always for the next attack of Monster Mom.

My Wishes For You!

I have special wishes for those people who did the unthinkable to my sister and to Jonah. I'd like to say that you just got your tickets to hell. Those things that you stole will only be with you for some time but the tickets you just reserved, they will go for eternity.

Easy come, easy go. And I must say that I strongly believe in KARMA. It may not come on material things but hell no! May you have the worst constipation in the whole world and medical history that you will regret being borne into this world! You will feel your bowels also moving out as your eyes are full of tears for pain that you never felt before. Or that you may reap that karma by having Sjögren's syndrome. By these, you won't have tears or any fluid that existed before in the body because your exocrine glands won't just produce. Or, you may just die, I mean die by some gruesome way of being stuck underneath a 16-wheeler truck with half of your body already mutilated but you are still breathing or you may just fall from a 50-story building, face first.

You even had the guts to say to Jonah that you know her and text her. I pity your lives that you even had to do these just to live, to get by with life. How sad and pathetic! We are trying to live a peaceful life but you just appear out of nowhere wanting to fuck up our lives. Well anyway, I have these wishes for you:

a.) May the money that you got from my sister give you enough money that in the end, you will be also robbed and shot dead in the forehead for you refused to give in.

b.) May the iPod that you stole be good enough for you that you always listen to it every minute of the day even at nights when the weather is stormy and flashes of lightning are everywhere that you end up being hit by 200,000,000 volts of electricity.

c.) May the cellphone that you robbed be of good use to you that you always use it to text and call your friends or family that in the end, you get enough radiation to cause your cells to mutate and be cancer cells giving you a brain tumor.

d.) May that experience and trauma that you caused to my sister and Jonah be returned to you in another way that you end up living your life in utmost fear that when you hear someone knocking on the door will cause you to lock yourselves up in the closet and to cry yourself to death.

I have many wishes for you. But, I will just keep them to myself. Maybe I will just pray that my wishes will come true for you because you are special, special in HELL!

Mga Nakakakiliting Eksena Part One

Unang Eksena:

Habang naghihintay magbukas ang auditorium, naupo muna kami sa mga upuan sa tabi. Dumating si Mr/Ms. S_t_ na may mga dalang papel at nagsimulang makipag-usap sa akin at sa mga kaibigan ko.

Walang Kasarian na Prof (WKP): Di ba naging estudyante ko kayo?
Ako: Opo sir!
Mga Kaibigan (MK): Yes sir (Ma'm?)! Sa fast track po sir. Acute Biologic Crisis po yung topic niyo samen.
WKP: A oo. Natatandaan kita (ang tinutukoy niya e ako). Magrereview ba kayo ngayon?
Ako: Opo (Naghihintay nga kami dito para sa review. Ano ba!).
WKP: Nga pala, nagmamasteral kasi ako ngayon. Nasa implementation nako ng thesis ko. Pwede niyo ba kong tulungan?
MK: Tungkol po ba saan yan sir(ma'am?)?
WKP: Tungkol siya sa preparedness ng mga students to take the nursing licensure exam. Qualified naman kayo for the study.
Ako: Sige po.

Siyempre, sa paniniwala namin sa good karma (dahil malapit na board exam nun) at sa hirap na dinanas namin sa research, tumulong kami at sumali sa kanyang ginagawang pag-aaral.

WKP: Malapit na exam niyo no?
MK at Ako: O nga po e.
WKP: Nakakatuwa nga kasi yung apat na magna cum laude (kasama ako sa apat) e hindi man lang pumasa sa preboard niyo no? (Nakatingin siya saken nito)
MK: O nga po e. Marami naman po kasing mali sa mga answer keys.

Nainis ako. Pinapatamaan ba niya ako? Nanadya ba siya? Alam ba nito ang kapasidad ko? Siyempre ayokong magpa-api.

Ako: Mahirap din po kasi yung exam.
WKP: Mahirap ba?
Ako: Opo. Anyway sir, sa'n po kayo nagmamasteral? (Gumagana na utak ko kung pano makaretaliate sa "napakagaling" naming professor)
WKP: Sa PLM. Adviser ko si Mam Glenda. May alam ba kayong statistician? Kasi yung gusto ko siya na lahat gumawa.
Ako: Naku sir may kilala kami kaso, kami rin ang nagsosolve. Siya bale yung nagguguide samen. Kasi, under kami kay Mam EDC! (The pillar ng FEU-IN) Gusto po kasi nila, kami ang nagcocompute basically.
WKP: Talaga?
Ako: Pati nga po ung pagcompute e manual lang. Walang computer. Tska po para alam namin yung ginagawa namin. Hindi yung nagpapagawa lang. Sa defense po kasi namin, nacocompute kami on the spot.
WKP: A ganun ba? (Tumatango na lang)
Ako: Opo. Anong method po ang ginawa niyo para macontrol ang extraneous variables niyo?
WKP: Huh. Ano lang e. Simple lang.
MK at Ako: Tapos na po. E sir, pano naman po yung research design niyo? Pati po yung sampling niyo?
WKP: Thank you ha. Uy alis muna ko. Salamat ha?
MK at Ako: Sige po!

Nainis ako. Nabuwisit dahil hindi ko alam kung ano dahilan niya kung bakit nasabi niya yun. Habang pinapakalma ako ng aking mga kaibigan, napagtanto ko na ipapakita ko sa kanya na kaya ko. Na hindi ako isang Magna na nakuha lang sa pagpapasipsip at pagbibigay ng regalo (kilala niyo kung sino?). At yun ang ginawa ko hanggang sa maging RN ako.

Naawa ako sa kanya. Hindi ko alam kung naiintindihan ba niya ang ginagawa niya sa research niya. Ayokong magmukhang bitter kaya sinasabi ko ang mga ito pero sa naging karanasan kasi namin sa kanya,hindi siya epektibo bilang guro. Mas nanaisin pa naming magkakaklase na umuwi at magbasa na lang ng libro.

Hindi ko na siya nakita ulit sa school. Ewan ko kung natapos niya yung graduate studies niya. Bahala na siya, basta ako, napatunayan ko na ang aking karangalan ay hindi hungkag. Pinaghirapan ko ito at nagpapasalamat ako na pinarealize niya sa akin na hindi ako magiging kagaya niya...